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The Twelve Days of Brexit

 

On the first day of Brexit

The EU sent to me

A bill to export a pear tree


On the second day of Brexit

The EU sent to me

2 visa fees

And a bill to export a pear tree


On the third day of Brexit

The EU sent to me

3 import forms

2 visa fees

And a bill to export a pear tree


On the fourth day of Brexit

The EU sent to me

4 rejected ships

3 import forms

2 visa fees

And a bill to export a pear tree

 

On the fifth day of Brexit

The EU sent to me

5 defunct MEPs

4 rejected ships

3 import forms

2 visa fees

And a bill to export a pear tree

 

On the sixth day of Brexit

The EU sent to me

6 funds not performing

5 defunct MEPs

4 rejected ships

3 import forms

2 visa fees

And a bill to export a pear tree

 

On the seventh day of Brexit

The EU sent to me

7 bonds not conforming

6 funds not performing

5 defunct MEPs

4 rejected ships

3 import forms

2 visa fees

And a bill to export a pear tree

 

On the eighth day of Brexit

The EU sent to me

8 shares now sinking

7 bonds not conforming

6 funds not performing

5 defunct MEPs

4 rejected ships

3 import forms

2 visa fees

And a bill to export a pear tree

 

On the ninth day of Brexit

The EU sent to me

9 lawyers now dismissed

8 shares now sinking

7 bonds not conforming

6 funds not performing

5 defunct MEPs

4 rejected ships

3 import forms

2 visa fees

And a bill to export a pear tree

 

On the tenth day of Brexit

The EU sent to me

10 export taxes

9 lawyers now dismissed

8 shares now sinking

7 bonds not conforming

6 funds not performing

5 defunct MEPs

4 rejected ships

3 import forms

2 visa fees

And a bill to export a pear tree

 

On the eleventh day of Brexit

The EU sent to me

11 bankless bankers

10 export taxes

9 lawyers now dismissed

8 shares now sinking

7 bonds not conforming

6 funds not performing

5 defunct MEPs

4 rejected ships

3 import forms

2 visa fees

And a bill to export a pear tree

 

On the twelfth day of Brexit

The EU sent to me

12 new trading rules

11 bankless bankers

10 export taxes

9 lawyers now dismissed

8 shares now sinking

7 bonds not conforming

6 funds not performing

5 defunct MEPs

4 rejected ships

3 import forms

2 visa fees

And a bill to export a pear tree